and WELCOME, Internet traveller, to ANOTHER website created in an attempt to "keep the gurus honest" by exposing their trickery, their underhandedness and their outright lies, and hopefully, embarrassing them into changing their rip-off methods!
Remember, it's YOU they are targetting in an attempt to suck the money right out of YOUR wallet/bank account/credit card/Paypal account, etc., and into THEIRS by using whatever methods they see fit to use.
My driving passion to tell as many as I can about these particular gurus, ISN'T a vindictive crusade to get back at them because they screwed me over. I have never fallen for their sales hype and tricky marketing methods. My driving passion is to rid the Internet of these DREAM KILLERS!
I originally wanted to call this website GURU ATROCITIES
but settled for GURUOSITY =:o)
With the economic climate the way it is,
MANY new people are turning to the Internet in an attempt to make money by doing what everyone is telling them is easy to do. Who do these people usually turn to? You got it! The gurus who have been around a while and who know how to manipulate these people who are desperately seeking their experience, their wisdom, and their guidance. For the gurus, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Some are even cocky and arrogant enough to state that on their websites, in a round about kind of way, of course.
I am not deluding myself that I can, or will, ever stop these
DREAM KILLERS! from doing what they are doing, but if I can start spreading the word with actual examples of some of their tactics, it will start the ball rolling in the right direction. People, you being one of them, will start to analyse and question
EVERY offer they are presented with and recognize these tactics and choose
NOT to participate/buy as a result. It will save you/them from spending money you/they probably haven't got or really can't spare.
"And just who might these 'gurus' be?" I hear you ask.
Well, they all seem to be birds of a feather at some point in their online careers, so I guess my answer to your inquiring mind would have to be,
"ALL OF THEM!"
This is a service I am pleased to offer you at
NO COST EVER! I won't even try to sell you one solitary thing from this website. Look around. There's
NO advertising what-so-ever. When you leave this website, you won't even see a pop-up or be taken to a
'You will see this page once only - limited time access' offering a swag of useless rubbish that you wouldn't use in a month of tomorrows.
Who will I be 'targetting' and how do I go about finding them?
Actually, they find
ME and I don't 'target'
ANYONE! I am a member of
MANY opportunities on the Internet, run by numerous different Internet Marketers. Some of these try to pass themselves off as gurus, and do it rather badly, I'm afraid. Most gurus are self proclaimed anyway, meaning only
THEY see themselves this way. To everyone else, they are just run-of-the-mill online hawkers, no better than the old medicine salesman at the local fairground.
Sooner or later, some
'normal' Internet Marketers will suffer from
'delusions of grandeur' and start referring to themselves as gurus. When that happens, it is an indication that they are on a downward spiral to oblivion. What used to be a
'status symbol' in the early days of the Internet, has now become a curse. Call yourself a guru and run the risk of being bundled out of town, again, just like the medicine salesman in days of a past era. These are the ones who appear out of nowhere and are gone in 60 seconds, their promises and guarantees with them.
I won't waste my time with them. They tend to be
'self identifying.' You should be able to spot them yourselves and, when you do, quickly run a mile in the
opposite direction to where they are pointing for you to go.
So, where can you find who I have 'exposed' thus far?
Look for the links below the contact form. Depending on how 'motivated' I am by your feedback which I would love to have, will determine how many gurus get the
'guruosity' treatment. Everything except their names will be revealed. I have an adversity against being sued. I am sure you can understand that. On your way to click on the links, please seriously consider introducing yourself and leaving your comment about the website. Each link opens in a new window and you can always direct email me. I respond in person to these to prove I am real.
Also, you will see that I am a Twitter type person. As at the 8th November 2009, I was ranked number 267 out of over 19 million registered Twitter accounts, whether or not that means anything to you. I am proud of this achievement, as I have done it all without using any robot type Twitter applications that farm followers for you, etc. I do everything manually, proving it is possible to do!
Hey! I might claim to be a Twitter guru ... NOT!
Now THAT would be a dumb thing for me to do, right?
Have I tickled your CURIOSITY about GURUOSITY?
If so, please fill out the form below and put yourself in the great position of being kept informed about the antics of those we love to hate. You will receive an automated response email confirmation and will be returned to this page. (I think. Well that's what I intended to do but, now I am not so sure.)
Let me assure you of something right here and now. You
WILL NOT get any emails from me, other than to advise you that the website has been updated, and that's a promise -
PERIOD! (I honor my
PERIOD! type statements, not like some others who will be spotlighted on these pages sometime in the very near future.)
OK - off you go!
*smiles*
YOU HAVE REACHED THE GURU
'YOU SHOULDN'T BE SCREWING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES'
SECTION OF THIS WEBSITE.
PLEASE ENTER WITH YOUR EYES AND YOUR MIND, WIDE OPEN.
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS NOT
THE VINDICTIVE RAMBLINGS OF A MAD MAN.
WHAT YOU DO WITH THE INFORMATION SHARED,
IS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU.
LIFE, IN GENERAL AND ON THE INTERNET,
INVOLVES CONTINUALLY MAKING CHOICES.
MAKE YOURS NOW!
THE DISAPPEARING OFFER
Thanks for your time and hopefully, you'll be hearing/reading from me very soon.
John - Webmaster and Website Owner
Email:
webmaster@guruosity.com
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